Athene - The World's Most Bitchy Asshole Gamer

 I don't know if it's true what this player of "World Of Warcraft", Athene, claims, namely that he beat the world record of power-lvling twice - and I don't care really - but look at him. That's not how a pro normally behaves *lol*

And there's a lot of allegedly sexually themed vids on his website since I last checked it. Meh.
*watching one clip* Okay, so much for "sex sells" ... [...]
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ATHENE breaks all 3 world records
in World of Warcraft powerlevelling AGAIN
1-70 in 1 day, 2 hours
I, Merciless Gladiator Athene, have broken all three World of Warcraft powerleveling records (twice), and made all other PvE players in the world humilated and look like nubs.

By speed-powerleveling a character from 1 to 70 and breaking all records (1-60, 60-70 and 1-70) I destructed completely and entirly the WoW powerlevelers, and the whole world has been jealous of how I have once again prooved to be the best player in the world.

My records at that time:

1-60: 1 day, 2 hours and 50 minutes
60-70: 16 hours and 49 minutes
1-70: 1 day, 19 hours and 39 minutes

(see how I did it here)

A couple of days after my record, a German druid named Tosog (roflmao rite?) beat my record by doing 1-70 in 1 day and 4 hours. He thought he could beat the 1337 King. And what happens when you think that?

You get pwned.

So I decided to beat the record again that same day and I did it, setting it at 1 day, 2 hours and 31 minutes. The big difference is also that the German did it with help from his 100 guildmates and friends, and used rested time all the way, while I did it with my two friends Furious and Mineva, and never used rested time at all. And still I pwned the shit out of him.

So for all the nubs reading this, what exactly does this mean? It means that I am better than you.

It means that I I just defeated the entire WoW community, and I now sit on my throne with my crown, as your king. So if you think you can beat me, come to me and I will gladly educate you so that you know better. Also Tosog, I am sorry that you are so bad at this game, if you want I can give you free tips about how to play.

Your King and Owner,

Merciless Gladiator
and Best Powerleveler in the whole world,

King Athene
>> # top # | Q: Athene's Website

And here he is talking bullshit. Just an example:

Pwnage Porn