2007-08-26

Sidewinder Mouse

 A new computing device has seen fresh daylight at Leipzig's Games Convention 2oo7: the Microsoft SideWinder. Next to a neat red'n'black design the mouse is equipped with several buttons for several fingers, a wide scrollwheel made of metal, lots of blinking lights and sexy curves, a display stating how many frags you've made, a laser pointer, two machine guns, a rocket launcher, a nuclear reactor, an autonomic A.I. that comes in handy when hunting robbers and similar threats, while entertaining you with a karaoke version of "Brotherhood of Man"'s 7o's hit-single "Save Your Kisses For Me". The package also includes a pack of weights so that you can hinder it from flying off your desk and solving mysteries on its own.

Truly a master piece. [...]
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